The Modern wife.

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to..............................................(READ ON!)

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech thus;

New wife: My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .No, I will never do that, never in a million years.

Mother-in-law: What do you mean my dear?

New wife: What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND

Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

Mother-in-law: And what are you here for?

New wife: AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!

Bravo!

Thanks to Olaitan for this piece.